Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
