I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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