this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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