Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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