Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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