You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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