Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
