I hate all girls vehemently.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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