The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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