butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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