Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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