i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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