he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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