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you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
All the doctor said was why
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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