Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
what the fuck happened to the tacos
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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