After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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