he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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