i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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