Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
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