Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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