Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I just gift wrapped bread.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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