no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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