Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
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