yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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