There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
Randomize
