it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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