were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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