what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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