Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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