Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Randomize