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just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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