i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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