She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
As shirtless as possible
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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