let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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