I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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