so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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