she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize