I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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