Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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