question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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