Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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