Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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