Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
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