for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Randomize
