Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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