It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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