Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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