D3 body, D1 cock
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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