who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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