I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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