we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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