Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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