I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Randomize
