butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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