ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
the raccoons are back...
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