i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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