chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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