I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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