Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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