What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Dear god my vagina.
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